Myesha Zerbe: In the book of Vegan chapter 3 verse 4 it clearly state that marriage ceremonies should include Elvis or Elvis impersonators. I have been trying to get congress to add this to the Constitution but I believe they have been corrupted by the pork industry.
Jeannine Vassie: The music is so loud and awful that it takes your mind off eating brown rice and half-cooked broccoli as the wedding "banquet."
Rick Duchane: You think thats bad.... then you havnt been to a vegan wedding with out one! My lasy vegan wedding was my own and my wife hates Elvis so we had Tom Jones...The wedding didnt start until 2pm and was ended by 4! Enough said. A vegan wedding without Elvis is like disneyland without ant ridesSincerelyKaizen...Show more
Malissa Porth: I don't know, but there always seems to be elvin chips deluxe cookies and percolator coffee at Vegas weddings. What's with that?
Kara Tabian: Well, the guy did live at Grapeland.
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