Melvina Bieri: Too long couldnt be bothered reading it. soz
Gaston Edgcomb: Okay so a guy isnear theend of hissenioryear in high school.Unfortunately,he still has to share a room with hisyoungerbrother who is only 9yearsold.One night, he decides to bring hisgirlfriend homefor a little fun.Theyhave bunk beds and the guy notices thathis littlebrother is alreadyasleepon the lower bunk, so he and hisgirlfriend climbupto the top bunk.As youmight expect things start to heat up.The guy remembers that his little brotherissleeping below so he tellshisgirlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wantsitharder and "tomato" ifshewants a new position.Lettuce!!!Tomato!!!Lettuce!!!Tomato!!!Lettuce!!!Tomato!!!She screams.Lettuce!!!Tomato!!!Whoa!!!PULL IT OUT!!!PULL IT OUT NOW!!!I can't get pregnant!Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,would youguys stop makingsandwiches up there! You're gettingmayonnaiseall over myface!*!*!*!*!...Show more
Carli Watterson: I will say joke 1: 20 ! out of tenI did not understnd ur second joke so : 5 out of 10The first jjoke was really funny. I burst out in laughter and now my sisters think that I have gone mad. Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucrecia Laurito: ive heard this one b4 but its still funny lol
Filiberto Amauty: Please rate each joke out of 10. Thanks in advance.
Bob Nakamoto: Situation: A aisan person has black hairs but he is growing a blonde beard (Make a random story that will explain the situation!
Piedad Bassiti: #1 gets a 10-really funny#2 gets a 7-pretty funny too
Dwight Siniard: first joke...prolly a 6...i've heard it before, so that took some of the 'funny' out of itjoke two: 8...pretty funny
Verdie Wollen: I need to now this so I will know who will win in a fight!
Lourie Mcroberts: A little gross, but funny.
Pasquale Pollet: Joke 1, 7/10joke 2, 3/10th 1st oneowned the 2nd lol...Show more
Azalee Ahrendes: I have one thing to say to you.
! Nikita Schroepfer: Yeah, sorry about that new_york_yankee_3. It is the same joke, just a little reworded. My sister said that your joke was way, way funnier then my joke, so I decided to see what everybody thought, and I guess she was right.
Rona Espalin: ^^\
Claire Billegas: omg the 1st one i died !!!!;p lol
Oda Mauson: Joke#1 - 11 out of 10 Very very very funnyJoke#2- 5 out of 10 Good enough^_^...Show more
Salvador Prchlik: Ha Ha! Ewww! Funny! 10!
Estrella Northway: Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris' dick is so big it has its own elbowChuck Norris doesnt do push up's he pushes the earth downChuck Norris doesnt sleep he waitsChuck Norris h....yeah you get the idea, LEGEND! lol...Show more
Barrett Felicia: Mmm, I use to buy those at lunch during my highschool years. Whole wheat bagel filled with Lettuce, Tomatos, Bacon, moistened with mayo and sometimes they would add alittle bit of onion to it :) Amazing sandwiches!
Cletus Crotts: The Nor! ris man! Captain Falcon? Psssh, no way. Norris makes him look gay!
Arlene Maycumber: A chuck norris roundhouse kick can be seen in space no way Captain falcon is manlier
Oda Mauson: hahahhahahahhJoke 1 get 50/10Joke 2 .... not great.... 2/10
Carolin Southers: Bruce Lee would randomly come in the middle and own them both.
Susan Rambo: what a long j0ke !!..boring to read ..
Bibi Tyron: Joke #1 - Old, 5/10Joke #2 - Seems to be new one, 15/10
Christy Tirabassi: 1)8/102)4/10
Joie Libutti: I'll give the first joke 8/10 because its funny but its old and very over used The second was trash 4/10 it was just to long for so little funny
Barrett Alosa: is it just me or did you just re-word the joke i posted a few minutes ago. and the first one is way fuinnier not just b/c i posted it first but the other one is lame.
Gaynell Pizzaro: funny reminds me of my dorm room. can't wait to go back in fall.
Jana Sakasegawa: CHUCK NORRIS! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darren Heling: Well, he could tell his mates that he decided to dye his hair (on his head ) black because his girlfriend reckons all blond surfer dudes like himself ,are up -themselves.
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